More fun!!! More laughter!!! That's the way to live girls!

María posted a comment on the article about classy language which I really enjoyed reading!!! THANKS MARIA!! So, just in case you don't read her comment, I've taken the liberty to select some of it and post it here.

María wrote:

Now...check these out girls!!!

Woody Allen’s:

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.